Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 30th April

Today’s posting begins with Philip III of France who became known as le Hardi after being born in 1245. Another ancient Royal, Mary II of England had her own glorious revolution in 1662. Stern looking Nazi Ulrich Friedrich Wilhelm Joachim von Ribbentrop started wearing baggy shorts in 1893. Juliana Emma Marie Wilhelmina, Queen of the Kingdom of the Netherlands emerged from the nether regions in 1909. Actress known for her roles in both Grease films, Eve Arden, (born Eunice Mary Quedens) found she couldn’t say no to being born in 1908. Another actor from The Munsters, Albert Meister who’s better known as Al Lewis, was a real character in 1923. Silver streaked sports presenter Richard ‘Dickie’ Davies arrived on cue in 1933. Teen idol from the 1960’s Robert Thomas Velline, who abbreviated it to Bobby Vee really did have a baby face in 1943. Sometime sash wearing King of Sweden – Carl XIV Gustaf started to climb the ascension ladder in 1946. Convicted murderer and soap opera actor who blotted his copy book, (in more ways than one), Leslie Michael Grantham was cleaned up after birth in 1947. Another inanely grinning white toothed Osmond was born in 1953, this time it was Merrill Davis Osmond who went onto become bass player and lead singer in the family band. 22nd Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Joseph Harper had a good alliance with his mum from 1959. Actress Kirsten Caroline Dunst’s parents found all good things come to those that wait in 1982.
Deaths are again somewhat thin on the ground, that said, we begin with Tabinshwehti King of Burma who was mentioned on 16th April when he was born, gets another name check given he entered the legend books in 1550. Guy Fawkes looks likey – Sigismund III Vasa, King of not only Poland but also Sweden along with being Grand Duke of Lithuania put the crown down in 1632. John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, who is credited with inventing said delicacy, started to go mouldy in 1792. Easel botherer with the beard, Édouard Manet found he didn’t have to think about mixing paints again after 1883. Known for his (now defunct) burger chain in the UK, American railroad worker Casey Jones, gave his last whistle in 1900. Having also mentioned tooth brush moustached nutter with the straight arm and baggy trousers a week or so ago, here he is again as Adolf Hitler and & Eva Braun bunkered down in 1945. One of the stars of Bewitched, Agnes Robertson Moorhead, has been on the left hand of God since 1974. McKinley Morganfield or Muddy Waters as he was also known, couldn’t hold out much longer, which came to be true given he died in 1983. Formula One driver Roland Ratzenberger didn’t qualify for the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix given he crashed his car and didn’t survive. Person who suggested the name Pluto, (for the planet, not the cartoon dog), Venetia Katherine Douglas Phair, (née Burney) joined the stars of Banstead, (Surrey) in 2009. Finally, singer Benjamin Earl King who successfully abbreviated it to Ben E King, found he couldn’t have danced all night in 2015.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths – 29th April

We start today’s births paragraph with balletmaster Jean-Georges Noverre who got his legs working in 1727. Emperor of Russia, King of Poland and Grand Duke of Finland – Alexander II had his folks toast his arrival in 1818. Founder of the London Philharmonic Orchestra, Thomas Beecham was adagio during birth in 1879. Fellow chief conductor at The Proms Harold Malcolm Watts Sargent got some early practice waving his arms about in 1895. Big band leader Edward Kennedy ‘Duke’ Ellington, jazzed up his birth in 1899. Emperor Shōwa, or Hirohito as he was known everywhere else but Japan, saw the rising sun in 1901. Designer of cartoon characters Scooby-Doo and Penelope Pitstop, Iwao Takamoto was a pesky kid in 1925. Singer known for the song Yakety Yak, Carl Edward Gardner coasted through in 1928. Skiffle King Anthony James ‘Lonnie’ Donegan didn’t hold back till tomorrow in 1931. Singer Willie Hugh Nelson has found it’s funny how time slips away, especially as he’s now 84. Investment banker Nathaniel Charles Jacob Rothschild didn’t leave his options open having been born in 1936. At the other end of the scale, ‘investment advisor’ Bernard Lawrence ‘Bernie’ Madoff, who’s into his eighth year (of 150) in prison, probably won’t be getting any cake in celebration of his 79th birthday. Motown singer mentioned on March 16th when she died, Thomasina Winifred Montgomery, but better known as Tammi Terrell was united with her mum in 1945. Mad hair woman, (who takes after her husband Brian May), actress Anita Dobson started learning new tricks from 1949. Ex-footballer and television presenter now self professed odd ball, David Vaughan Icke didn’t blame it on the aliens on being born in 1952. Un-amusing comedian Jerome Allen ‘Jerry’ Seinfeld had his first audience in 1954. Act tor Daniel Michael Blake Day Lewis didn’t know there will be blood during his delivery in 1957. Former cult member and PVC loving vegan Michelle Pfeiffer was up close and personal with her mum in 1958. Omni-present television presenter and ex-cricketer Philip Clive Roderick ‘Phil’ Tufnell bowled out in 1966. Ex-beau of Barbra Streisand, (despite the obvious age gap), who’s now hitched to Steffi Graff, Andre Kirk Agassi had his first buggy whip in 1970. Also born that year is one of Quentin Tarantino’s favourite actresses, Uma Thurman who managed to kick her way out. Norwegian divot maker Knut Børsheim made it out of the bunker in 1987. Royal Norwegian of the day, Maud Angelica Behn started the next generation of royals in 2003.

Famous deaths are somewhat thin on the ground again, and we start with inventor of kerosene who had the large sideburns Abraham Puneo Gesner didn’t get to see if he went up in flames in 1864. Michael Joseph O’Rahilly member of the Irish Easter uprising must have run out of Easter eggs in 1916. President of Portugal with the large moustache Bernardino Luis Machado Guimarāes, wasn’t so sunny from 1944. Leytonstone boy made good, Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock ended the suspense as to when he’d die in 1980. Chemist who discovered lysergic acid diethylamide, (LSD to you and me), Albert Hoffman started the longest trip of his life in 2008. Dead Norwegian of the day, actor Arve Opsahl left it to the understudy from 2007. English actor Robert William ‘Bob’ Hoskins didn’t have a heart condition given he passed away with pneumonia in 2014. Finally, co-founder of Weight Watchers Jean Evelyn Nidetch has managed to lose quite a bit of weight since 2015.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 28th April

Another ancient King of England kicks proceedings off today, as we see Edward IV of England start out in France way back in 1442. Next up is fifth President of the United States of America, James Munro faced no opposition being born in 1758. Early day explorer of the land down under, Charles Napier Sturt sailed through in 1795. Owner of one time rusting car manufacturer Alfa Romeo, Nicola Romeo rolled out in 1876. Fellow Italian, involved in the tyre business – Alberto Pirelli was a pumped up baby in 1882. Norwegian of the day, author Johan Collett Müller Borgen started his first chapter in 1902. Nazi sympathiser and subject of film Schindler’s List, (which is the new term for pissed), Oskar Schindler manufactured his entrance to the world in 1908. Tractor manufacturer who went onto make wedge shaped cars with portholes for windows and gull wing doors, Ferruccio Elio Arturo Lamborghini debuted in 1916. First President of Zambia, Kenneth David Kaunda, let his parents use the little fly swat thing around him from 1924. Novelist known for her book To Kill a Mockingbird, Nellie Harper Lee, (who dropped the Nellie bit), started creating her backstory in 1926. Carolyn Sue Jones who played Mortica Addams in television series The Addams Family, didn’t scare her parents when delivered in 1930. Iron fisted and delusional crackpot dictator who was fifth President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti forced his way through in 1937. Steeplejack and unlikely television personality Frederick ‘Fred’ Dibnah began life on the first rung in 1938. Large hat wearing author of fantasy novels, (yawn), Terence David John ‘Terry’ Pratchett entered the plot in 1945. Funny faced, occasionally mildly amusing comedian and ex-desk hogging chat show host, James Douglas Muir ‘Jay’ Leno got his first taste of being in a theatre back in 1950. Scottish born Australian shouter to music, James Dixon Swan, or Jimmy Barnes as his fans know him, had a bodyswerve in 1956. (Another) ex-lady friend of Mick Jagger, this one mentioned on March 17th when she died, here’s Laura ‘Luann’ Bambrough or L’Wren Scott again seeing as she fashioned her entrance to the world in 1964. Singer with one time boy band Take That (given there’s only three of them left), Howard Paul Donald has never been able to forget his birthday since 1968. Actress who knocked around with Tom Cruise for a few years, Penélope Cruz has never been waking up in Reno since being born in 1974. Having mentioned his Mrs only yesterday, here’s second rate game show host Vernon Charles Kay who thankfully didn’t start a family feud in 1974. Olympic gold medal winning cyclist with the sideburns, Sir Bradley of Wiggins free wheeled through in 1980, whilst a year later in 1981 actress Jessica Marie Alba made her mum stretch a bit.

Death wise, it appears to be a bit thin on the ground, but we do start with shipping magnate Sir Samuel Cunard who dropped anchor in 1865. Dog breeder responsible for the dog named after him, John ‘Jack’ Russell was put down in 1883. Having mentioned fez wearing and waxed moustached Fuad I of Egypt in March when he was born, here he is again given he took his last view of the pyramids in 1936. Wartime dictator Benito Mussolini didn’t get to hang around after today in 1945. Figurative painter Francis Bacon eased the easel in 1992. Finally, ex-ball kicker and manager of the 1966 World Cup winning team, Alfred Ramsay didn’t get extra time in 1999.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 27th April

Charles Emmanuel III Duke of Savoy and King of Sardinia kicks todays posting off, given he was also kicking about in 1701. Samuel Finley Breese Morse, he of dot dash fame signalled his entrance to the world in 1791. 18th President of the United States of America with various ships and submarines named in his honour as well as featuring on $50 bills, born Hiram Ulysses Grant, or Ulysses S. Grant found a pleasant point in 1822. Norwegian of the day, Theodor Severin Kittlsen wasn’t a little troll in 1857. Inventor of nylon, Wallace Hume Carothers thankfully didn’t suffer his first static shock during birth in 1896. Creator of Woody Woodpecker, Walter Benjamin Lantz pecked his way through in 1899. Poet Laureate and dad to actor Daniel, Cecil Day Lewis found the starting point in 1904. President of the Republic of China, Chiang Ching-kuo began wearing little blue suits from 1910. Indian actress/dancer Zohra Sehgal choreographed her entrance to the world in 1912. South African politician Roelof Frederik ‘Pik’ Botha had separation issues with his mum in 1932. Mr Hurricane, or rather weatherman Michael Fish, was cut off low in 1944. Professional trickster and subject of film, ‘Catch Me If You Can’, Frank William Abagnale, Jr. Made his first break for freedom in 1948. Also born that year is B52’s singer Catherine Elizabeth ‘Kate’ Pierson who left the love shack. One time bestie to small purple singer Prince, Sheena Shirley Easton, (née Orr), isn’t really a modern girl given she was born in 1959. Screen writer Stephen Russell Davies, who goes by the pen name Russell T Davies, had his push moment in 1963. King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands, took the distinction of being the first male heir in the Dutch royal family since 1884 in 1967. Pirouetting judge on boring dance programme Strictly Come Dancing, Marnie Mercedes Darcey Pemberton Crittle aka Darcey Andrea Bussell did her initial échappé in 1969. Singer Mica Paris (or, as her parents know her, Michelle Antoinette Wallen), never felt like this before in 1969. Having mentioned Darcey Bussell above here’s co-presenter of Strictly Come Dancing and wife to rehashed game show host Vernon Kay, Helen Elizabeth ‘Tess’ Daly, hasn’t been a child in need since 1971.

As for deaths, they really are thin on the ground, but we do begin with Pope Leo XI who managed to serve all of 26 days before the conclave had to meet again 1605. Brewer of weak Canadian lager John Labatt started the fermentation process himself in 1915. El-Presidenti (complete with sash and gold epaulettes), of Bolivia René Barrientos Ortuño lost power in 1969. Founder of the Panasonic Corporation, Konosuke Matsushita went more than fuzzy in 1989. Mrs Slocombe looky likey and creator of the Barbie Doll, Ruth Handler found herself in a box without a clear plastic window in 2002. Finally, Indian actor Feroz Khan’s agent didn’t have to bother him again after 2009.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 26th April

Without wanting to upset anyone, I will merely mention Muhammad, founder of Islam -was born this day in 570CE, (the alternative naming of AD). Peter II King of Portugal and the Algarves probably wasn’t ‘the Peaceful’ when being delivered in 1648. Gardener who co-designed Central Park and the Golden Gate Park, Frederick Law Olmsted had his plans realised in 1822. 17th Prime Minister of New Zealand Joseph George Ward elected to be born in 1856. Deputy Fürher to Austrian nutter Adolf, amateur parachutist and guest of the British government at the Tower of London before going onto spend some time in Spandau Pris, Rudolf Walter Richard Hess made it through the drop zone in 1894. Seismologist and physicist with the magnitude scale named after him, Charles Francis Richter felt the earth move in 1900. Old time comedian/tv/radio host ‘Cheerful’ Charlie Chester timed it just right as he arrived in 1914. Cartoonist responsible for Marvel Comics characters such as Iron Man as well as newspaper comic strips, George Tuska made a splash in 1916. Actor best known for his role as Chief Clancy O’Hara in Batman, Stafford Alois Repp was in live action from 1918. Sports commentator known for his gaffe prone announcements, David Coleman had his work cut out in 1926. Guitar plucker who’s shifted a few million albums over the years, Duane Eddy was moovin’ n’ groovin’ in 1938. Pioneering Italian synth meister Giovanni Giorgio Moroder started to make some noise in 1940. Born Alan James Clarke, but known as actor Warren Clarke was the jewel in his parents crown back in 1947. Buddhist bankrupt ex-girlfriend of Prince Andrew, Kathleen Dee-Anne Stark, aka Koo Stark, will hopefully have enough money to buy a bottle of Spumante and cake in celebration of her 61st birthday. Drummer from 80’s New Romantic band Duran Duran and one time heart throb for a few girls, Roger Taylor entered planet earth in 1960. Born Melania Knavs before changing it to Knauss, but now known as wife to hair weave enthusiast and President of the United States of America, Melania Trump joined the party in 1970. Singer Niomi Arleen McLean-Daley but goes by the moniker Ms Dynamite, knew her father from 1981.

The deaths paragraph starts with another Pope as Pope Stephen II left the balcony vacant in 757. Assassin of Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth finally surrendered in 1865. Dead Norwegian of the day goes to author Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson who found himself in God’s way back in 1910. Well respected Indian mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan ran out of fingers and toes to count on in 1920. Founder of Japanese martial art in the Shotokan Karate-Do style, Gichin Funakoshi got more than a black belt in 1957, whilst in 1969 Morihei Ueshiba, founder of other Japanese martial art, Aikido, also chose today to take his final bow. Rose Louise Howick, or to give her burlesque name, Gypsy Rose Lee put the tassels down in 1970, along with American soccer player Charles January who waited until April for full time. Actress from The Beverly Hillbillies Jessie Irene Noblitt who went on to be known as Irene Ryan found herself heading for heaven in 1973. Wrinkled faced (and haired) comedy film actor with the distinctive laugh, Solomon Joel Cohen, but also known as Sid James, didn’t get to carry on after 1976. Big band leader William James ‘Count’ Basie stopped waving his arms about in 1984. Stern faced comedienne Lucille Désirée Ball lost the joy of living in 1989. Journalist Jill Wendy Dando didn’t get to answer her front door again after 1999. Finally, founder of the World Wildlife Fund (original claimant to the initials WWF), ornithologist Edward Max Nicholson, twitched for the last time in 2004.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 25th April

Ancient King of England Edward II starts things off today given he decided to poke his head out in 1284. Next up is puritan Roundhead and general agitator Oliver Cromwell who launched his first offensive on the world in 1599. Dad to engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel, engineer responsible for the Thames Tunnel – Marc Isambard Brunel worked out the best day to arrive in 1769. Norwegian of the day, statesman born Jørgan Sverdrup but went by the name Georg Sverdrup assembled himself in 1770. Inventor Guglielmo Marconi transmitted his voice for the first time in 1874. Mum to eventual spangly suited singer and muncher of peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches, Elvis (the Pelvis) – Gladys Love Presley didn’t quite have child bearing hips in 1912. Nicknamed ‘The Queen of Jazz’, Ella Fitzgerald was fine and mellow after being born in 1917. Second Norwegian of the day, speed skater Finn Helgesen took his time in 1919. Not guilty soap star William Patrick ‘Bill’ Roche started acting up in 1932. Also born that year, Harlem Globetrotting basket ball player who went by the alternative name, Meadowlark Lemon III didn’t have a BEEF arriving today. Hard man actor Alfredo James ‘Al’ Pacino has been on the look out for his godfather since 1940. Professional prancer and now ex-judge on Strictly Come Dancing, (double yawn), Leonard Gordon Goodman will probably end up doing a conga in celebration of his seven ty third birthday. One fourth of Swedish super group ABBA, (the one with the beard – and it’s not the brunette), Björn Ulvaeus had his arrival in 1945. Co-founder of ubiquitous tax dodging, over priced coffee shops around the world, (Starbucks) Zev Siegl must have been wired when delivered in 1955. Five time world champ darts player, Eric Bristow (the crafty Cockney), found it was game on 1957. Singer songwriter Derek William Dick, who somewhat wisely became known as ‘Fish’ was no longer incommunicado from 1958. Voice behind numerous characters on The Simpsons, Henry Albert ‘Hank’ Azaria found the cradle will rock in 1964. Also born that year, camp singer with Erasure Andrew Ivan ‘Andy’ Bell has been going non stop. Renée Kathleen Zellweger may well have had Nurse Betty look after her on the maternity ward in 1969. F1 racing driver, Felipe Massa had a flying start in 1981. Left handed cricketing bowler with the butter fingers Mudhsuden Singh Panesar, better known as Monty Panesar didn’t have the unplayable delivery in 1982.

Deaths today include Pope Benedict XII who laid down for the stone mason in Avignon way back in 1342. Zhu Youjian 16th (and last) emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Chongzhen Emperor, was beyond repair after falling down 1644. Astronomer, physicist, mathematician and general know all Anders Celsius (or was it Fahrenheit?) started to feel very cold from 1744. Seeing as we’ve had a Pope get a mention here today, with the occasional Archbishop of Canterbury thrown in for good measure, here’s a slightly different religious leader – Trinley Gyatso the 12th Dalai Lama keeled over in the Himalayas back in 1875. Writer responsible for the novel Black Beauty – Anna Sewell was put out to pasture in a graveyard in 1878. Voice of Shere Khan in The Jungle Book, George Henry Sanders was on the doomwatch in 1972. Two very different people didn’t make it through the day in 1995, and first up is American game show host Arthur ‘Art’ Fleming was in more than jeopardy, whilst Fred Astaire’s dancing mate Virginia Katherine McMath, or just Ginger Rogers stopped tapping her feet. Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopez from girl group TLC had the fan mail stop in 2002. Singer of novelty hit ‘Monster Mash’, Robert George Pickett who went by the name Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett became a crypt kicker himself in 2007. Jazz musician/broadcaster Humphrey Richard Adeane Lyttleton or just ‘Humph’ has enjoyed his interlude since 2008. Finally, star of un-amusing sit-com ‘The Golden Girls’, Bernice Frankel or Bea Arthur as she was also known was the toast of the town in 2009.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 24th April

Births today begin with William I, Prince of Orange who was also known as William the Silent or William the Taciturn had to start ruffing it in 1533. Founder of demographics despite being a haberdasher by trade, John Graunt was at the top of the chart in 1620. Bearded prolific novelist throughout the Victorian era, Anthony Trollope must have met the Vicar of Bullhampton shortly after his birth in 1815. Electrical engineer Gideon Sundbäck, the person a lot of men curse and equally praise given he was responsible for developing zips as we know them, undid himself in 1880. 45th President of Mexico, Manuel Ávila Camacho didn’t have his mañana moment in 1897. Younger brother to Lucien and dad to Emma (sounds painful), with the hangdog look and monotone voice Clement Raphael Freud was below the belt this day in 1924. Older sister to Warren Beatty, actress Shirley MacLean Beatty was waiting for the light in 1934. Not to be outdone, one of America’s best singers and actresses, (apparently), Barbara Joan Streisand (or just Barbra Streisand) was the main event having been delivered in 1942. Ukulele playing record producer Anthony Edward ‘Tony’ Visconti spun into life back in 1944. Awful French television presenter and alternative fashion designer, Jean Paul Gaultier cut loose in 1952. Ex-toilet cleaner and punk singer, (if you take Happy Talk out of the equation), Raymond Ian Burns or the slightly hipper Captain Sensible entered the fray in 1954. Hughie Green’s daughter and ex-Mrs Geldof with the large arm tattoo, Paula Elizabeth Yates made it through the tube in 1959. Cricketer who paid attention to his sports teacher, Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar was through the gate in 1973. Also born that year divot maker, Lee Westwood went from inside to out. Gabrielle Nicole ‘Gabby’ Logan was more ‘Gobby’ Logan having joined the other two in 1973. Another golfer, Lydia Ko got into the swing of things from 1997.

As for deaths, we start with Mellitus, Archbishop of Canterbury who converted from living to dead in 624. Not to be outdone by this, Pope Benedict XII made a sede vacante in 1342. Writer of Robinson Crusoe, Daniel Foe/Defoe found himself washed up in 1731. Inventor of cable cars, (in San Francisco) – Andrew Smith Hallidie put the brakes on in 1900. American magician Charles Jordan disappeared in a puff of smoke in 1944. One half of comedy duo Abbott & Costello, William Alexander ‘Bud’ Abbott still didn’t know who was on first base after 1974. Controversial money grabbing thrice married American socialite born Bessie Wallis Warfield, but known as Wallis Simpson, who snagged Edward VIII reluctantly hung her tiaras up in 1986. Central figure of the ANC and reformed terrorist, Oliver Tambo left Nelson to get on with things from 1993. Cosmetic queen Estée Lauder needed a lot more make up to make her presentable until her funeral in 2004. Finally, singer known for his hit ‘Me & Mrs Jones’, Paul Williams who made Billy Paul out of that, was going east rather than heading west last year.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 23rd April

Despite today being St George’s Day in England, King Malcolm IV of Scotland gets to start the births paragraph given he arrived in 1141. School children’s least favourite playwright William Shakespeare may not have actually been born this day in 1564, but he was baptised on it, which is seemingly the next best thing. Landscape painter Joseph Mallord William Turner, is another person who’s birthdate is unknown, but is assumed to be today in 1775. 15th President of the United States of America, James Buchanan Jr. was more popular with his family in 1791 than with his fellow politicians later in life. Nobel prize winning theoretical physicist Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck was a serious little boy from 1858. Creator of I-Spy books Charles Warrell saw a way out in 1889. Composer Sergei Sergeyevich Prokofiev hit the right note in 1891. Deputy to Dwight D. Eisenhower and organiser of the Berlin airlift, Lucius Dubignon Clay floated out in 1897. Also born that year, 14th Canadian Prime Minister Lester Bowles ‘Mike’ Pearson was a minority of one. Founder of probiotic drink Yakult, Minoru Shirota started fighting the stomach bacteria in 1898. Cartoonist who worked on Betty Boop along with Superman and Popeye animations as well as Caspar the Ghost, Myron Waldman was a barnyard brat himself in 1908. Precocious child star Shirley Temple had bright eyes after being born in 1928. First actor from The Six Million Dollar Man to feature, Alan Oppenheimer was the little big man in 1930. The Big ‘O’ Roy Kelton Orbison, he of dark glasses coiffured hair and black clothing, rather ironically started life with one of his songs, ‘Crying’ in 1936 and finished it with, ‘It’s Over’ in 1998. Another singer from another continent, Sishtia Sreeramamurthy Janaki, who wisely abbreviated it to S. Janaki started wailing in 1938. Second person to feature in 1970’s series, The Six Million Dollar Man, the main man Lee Majors, (or to give him his birth name, Harvey Lee Yeary), gave his mum just a little inconvenience when born in 1936.
Radio DJ and television presenter Edward Stewart Mainwaring or Ed ‘Stewpot’ Stewart was the junior choice in 1941. Also born that year, computer boffin who is credited with inventing e-mail and coming up with using the @ symbol, Raymond Samuel ‘Ray’ Tomlinson was in the outbox. Ex-Mrs T Blackburn, (the one he had a meltdown over live on air), actress Tessa Wyatt took her cue in 1948. Film maker/agitator Michael Moore was the big one back in 1954. Radio DJ Michael George ‘Mike’ ‘Smitty’ Smith signed on in 1955. Actor John David Hannah made it through the sliding doors in 1962. Right wing zealot who thought it a good idea to blow up a truck outside a government building in Oklahoma, Timothy James McVeigh tore his way through in 1968. Known for his role in Slumdog Millionaire, Dev Patel was in skins this day back in 1990.

As for deaths, who could forget Saint George, Patron Saint of England who gave it his all in 303, and since then every English person has been waiting for today become a bank holiday. English King Æthelred ‘the Unready’ obviously wasn’t prepared for today in 1016. Not to be outdone, King of Norway Inge II took to his bed in 1217, though whether he was as keen on his coffin remains unknown. Having already mentioned William Shakespeare, (above), here he is again given he definitely put his quill down in 1616. Maurice, Prince of Orange took on a slightly greyer look from 1625. Poet Laureate with the rather large centre parting, William Wordsworth was lost for words in 1850. Another William, this one original Doctor Who, William Henry Hartnell found his time travels were up in 1975. Olympic medal winning swimmer and actor known for playing Tarzan, Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers, Clarence Linden Crabbe II, but probably better known as Buster Crabbe, gave up swinging in his loin cloth back in 1983. Archbishop of Canterbury Arthur Michael Ramsey, Baron Ramsey of Canterbury was defrocked in 1988. Writer of Mary Poppins and best friend to Walt Disney, Pamela Lyndon Travers, (or Helen Lyndon Goff), stopped wielding her handbag in 1996. Footballer/cricketer, Denis Charles Scott Compton was run out in 1997. Assassin of Martin Luther King Jr., James Earl Ray met his maker in 1998. Scandal ridden Premier of Queensland Joh Bjelke-Pieterson gave up breathing in 2005, as did accomplished English actor John Mills. Vodka drinking, rambling speech merchant and ex-President of the Russian Federation, Boris Yeltsin smashed his last vodka glass in 2007. Sit-com writer and Kingswood (Surrey) resident, John Sullivan started pushing up the green, green grass in 2011. Finally, Consort to Chas, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall’s brother Mark Shand started conserving his energy in 2014.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 22nd April

Today’s posting has no less than three Popes, two feature in the next paragraph but we also start the births one with Pope Alexander VIII, (or Pietro Vito Ottoboni as he was then), who started off in white linen in 1610 before graduating to ermine in 1689. Founder of London’s first police force and writer of book about Tom Jones (not too sure whether it’s the creosoted wiry haired medallion wearing singer’s ghost biographer with the big nose), Henry Fielding won the lottery of life in 1707. Philosopher immortalised in Eric Idle’s song, Immanuel Kant gave great thought to be being born in 1724. Leading red member Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, or just Lenin, didn’t quite revolutionise the world when born in 1870. Theoretical physicist who’s also dubbed ‘father of the atomic bomb’, Julius Robert Oppenheimer was definitely born in 1904. Having mentioned Yehudi Menuhin on 12th March when he died, here he is again given he dropped his bow for the first time in 1916. Aaron Spelling, the television/film producer responsible for classic 70’s programmes Charlie’s Angels and Starsky & Hutch, along with some not quite so classic programmes through the proceeding decades, (Fantasy Island, Dynasty and Beverley Hills 90210 being three such cases), was centre of attention in 1923. English actor George Cole had nearly as many teeth when born in 1925 as he did when he died in 2015. Country singer Glen Travis Campbell found he will never pass this way again after being born in 1936. Actor with the menacing grin, John Joseph ‘Jack’ Nicholson found how good it can get in 1937. World record holder who liked balloons, Steve Fossett flew solo from 1944. Wine glugger with the big glasses, Jancis Robinson was uncorked in 1950. Also born that year is first rock singer to feature, Peter Kenneth Frampton didn’t have to be shown the way. Second singer – Paul Melvyn Carrack started the living years in 1951. Ex-Polish Prime Minister who jumped on the gravy train when he became President of the European Council, Donald Franciszek Tusk bagged his place in 1957. Spiky haired ex-celebrity chef Gary Rhodes will probably bake himself a cake in honour of his 56th birthday. Comedian Sean Lock joined the circuit in 1963. Actress from Twin Peaks, Sheryl Lynn Lee had her fall time in 1967. Whilst we’re not famous (or infamous), my twin brother and myself celebrate our birthday today! Previous frontman to Australian band Silverchair Daniel Paul Johns had the greatest view in 1979. Bi-sexual dog smuggling ex-wife to Johnny Depp, actress Amber Heard was out in 1986.

There aren’t that many deaths to report on today, but as mentioned above, there are two Popes – the first of which Pope Caius had to get some elderly Cardinals carry his coffin in the Vatican back in 296. Next up is Pope Agapetus I who didn’t get to hear, ‘Extra omnes!’ in 536. James Hargreaves inventor of the Spinning Jenny started spinning in his grave from 1778. Fellow inventor Richard Trevithick who was mentioned on 13 April in the top paragraph gets his second mench in just over a week given he’s been permanently underground since 1833. Person said to have coined the phrase alcoholism, along with defining it as we know today, physicist Magnus Huss rather ironically had people toast him at his wake in 1890. Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, British Prime Minister for the Liberal party found himself somewhat more conservative from 1908. One half of car manufacturer and aeroplane engine maker Rolls Royce, Sir Frederick Henry Royce didn’t die, he just ‘came to the end of his journey’ in 1933. William Aughe Ghere or Will Gere who played Grandpa Zebulon Tyler Walton in dull 1970’s series ‘The Waltons’, found he didn’t have to say, ‘Night John Boy’ again after 1978. Nearly impeached 37th President of the United States of America, Richard Milhous Nixon didn’t get to answer the red telephone from 1994. Finally, founder of 99c stores in America, Dave Gold didn’t manage to find a coffin for under a dollar in 2013.

Famous & Infamous Births & Deaths 21st April

Today’s posting begins with oldest of the writing sisters, Charlotte Brontë had the correct advance in 1816. Inventor of both Odour Eaters and Clearasil, Ivan DeBlois Combe found he didn’t have smelly feet or a spotty face, but did suffer nappy rash in 1911. Fashion photographer with the little moustache and hats, not forgetting his sausages – Ronald William Parkinson Smith but known as Norman Parkinson, wasn’t over exposed in 1913. Barrister, (not a coffee maker), and writer of dull legal series Rumpole of the Bailey, John Mortimer exhibited himself for the first time in 1923. Despite Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and New Zealand (along with heading up the Commonwealth), having two birthdays, this is her proper one having started wearing tiaras in 1926. Non-relation to John (above), tennis player Florence Angela Margaret Mortimer Barrett was inside out from 1932. James Newell Osterberg Jr., the torso showing American rocker known as Iggy Pop was a real wild child from 1947. Actress/singer Patti LuPone found the cradle will rock in 1949. Probably best known for out acting Hugh Grant, (which isn’t that difficult), in Four Weddings and a Funeral, Rosalie Anderson ‘Andie’ MacDowell found herself a unstrung hero in 1958. Straggly haired Jo Brand looky likey, Goth warbler Robert James Smith started having lullaby’s sung to him in 1959. Reigate (Surrey) born boy racer still trying his luck in America with Indy racing cars, Maximilian Alexander ‘Max’ Chilton qualified for his birthday in 1991. Princess Isabella Henrietta Ingrid Margrethe of Denmark or Countess of Monpezat started to watch the changing of the guard in 2007.

Death wise, another Pope entered the history books as Pope Alexander II met one’s maker in 1073. Not to be outdone, Anselm of Canterbury, Archbishop of said city took his mitre off for the final time in 1109. Henry VII had his suit of armour start to go rusty in 1509. Samuel Langhorne Evans or Mark Twain as he was also known stopped writing, and, come to think of it, breathing, in 1910. German fighter pilot known as ‘The Red Baron’, Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen stalled in 1918. Having mentioned despot ruler of Haiti and leader of the Tonton Macoute, François ‘Papa Doc’ Duvalier a few days ago, here he is again given he reluctantly gave up power to start counting worms in 1971. Someone else mentioned a few days ago – Australian PM Arthur William Fadden went ‘bung’ in 1973. Second youngest of the Marx Brothers, Milton ‘Gummo’ Marx found he didn’t need his teeth after 1977. Character actor Walter Slezak has enjoyed the long intermission since 1982. Singer Nina Simone obviously wasn’t ‘Feelin’ Good’ given she died in 2003. Fellow singer Allen LeMar ‘Al’ Wilson has been unable to count the days since 2008. Another singer, this one with Australian group The Divinyls, Christine Joy ‘Chrissy’ Amphlett found she couldn’t touch herself again after 2013. Finally, the small purple slave who had a squiggle on his cheek and released an excessive amount of albums, Prince Rogers Nelson left planet earth in 2016.